Show on TLC about the cops at Mall of America :rotflmao: These guy's need to get tasers and go to town on the unruly.

Busting people for dancing in the mall, not wearing pants, having on hoods or painted faces and they are currently after the elusive "handbag mafia"

Good luck. The fuggen hippies in Minnesota get their panties in a bunch when real cops use tasers, let alone mall rent-a-cops.

Busting people for dancing in the mall, not wearing pants, having on hoods or painted faces and they are currently after the elusive "handbag mafia"
The local malls not enforcing such stuff is likely one of the reasons why I hate going to any of the malls within driving distance around here.

Do the upper midwest fatties sizzle and pop when tazered?

Do the upper midwest fatties sizzle and pop when tazered?

Yes, we do. Sound just like bacon, we do.