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Golfers are a-holes

BrandonM7

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No shit, thta's prime power fade territory there. You couldn't pick a worse spot on the course to put a house. Well, unless you put it afloat out in the middle of that lake knowing my game. :rotflmao:
I don't think you get to call it a "power fade" when it turns that far :jump:
 

wct097

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Remind me to post a picture of my collection of golf balls.
 

GreenGeep

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My parents bought a golf course a year ago to turn into their mid-life crisis playground. About 4 weekends ago I dozed up a berm on the #15 green. 300 yards is marked out; 400 is doable but gets real close to the houses near the tee. :pirate:
 

miwico

Stalker of Brock
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Give me a little heads up and I'll set up on the deck with the FV-SR and see if I can take the ball out before it leaves the tee.
Don't do it, if you miss the ball you'll have a big mess on your hands!
 
A couple years ago I was walking the dogs and there was a guy out in his front yard aggressively charging and screaming at the geese. It always made me wonder WTF he bought a house on the lake if he hates geese.
 

RandyMolson

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A couple years ago I was walking the dogs and there was a guy out in his front yard aggressively charging and screaming at the geese. It always made me wonder WTF he bought a house on the lake if he hates geese.
Kinda funny. Aggressively charging and screaming sounds like something a goose would do.
 

RandyMolson

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For a couple years, I drove daily along a golf course. I was hit two times and my wife was hit once. Every time the golfer approached to check for damage. I just laughed and waved them off (I was driving a pickup). Wifey had the $200 tail light assembly shattered. That golfer supplied his business card to bill him and then reimbursed without hesitation. No a-holes in this bunch. :salute:
 

wct097

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Some of those look like they've been in a lake for a year.

The range balls always piss me off - cheap pieces of shit stealing range balls and playing with them should be punched in the dick.
A good number of them don't get found for a while and are partially buried in the ground.
 
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