Host: Emma Stone - Cute but I can't figure out what she may have ever been in.
Music Guest: Sean something.
Opening SKit - They're still attacking Trump. Trump retweeted someone whose Twitter profile says "Liberalism is a mental illness" and that is supposed to be a bad thing? THey still just don't get it.
Opening monologue - Emma Stone says SNL was like her high school because she never went to high school. So she goes though the entire studio reminiscing like someone visiting an old school. Cast members are like old students she used to know.
First Skit - Another stupid student theater showcase. Does not bode well they are opening on a generally weak recurring skit. There was a funny joke about Standing Rock.
Second Skit - Skit about how a candle can be a last minute christmas gift. Various ways they come in handy and are regifted, in song form.
Third Skit - Dream about math homework, posters come to life in teenager's room, convince him alebra is useful. At end of skit you see he fails math test anyway.
Fourth Skit - Tracking Hillary - Parody of tracking bigfoor reality shows. Tracking Hillary around the woods of Westchester, NY.
Weekend Update - Leslie jones is upset at guys with small dicks? Thia Rachel from Friends segment was decent though-
Christmas Show by cleaning crew - Cleaning crew at a big corporation puts on a show the night before Christmas break, all the songs paint Santa is bad or sexual light. If you missed it you didn't really miss anything.
Gender Equality in Film - Women talking about how to gain equality in Hollywood and old woman tells how things used to be- a recurring character now.
Fisher Price Playset Well - Wells for sensitive boys. Probably will be made into a real playset soon-
Birth of Jesus - Mary is worried how bad she looks having just given birth in a barn and mad at Joseph for letting everyone in.
Overall another poor show.