The King of Thailand is an imposter and 9/11 was because of nukes in the basement

OK, I don't know how I got on this conspiracy mail list, but this was an interesting email.

First, I have no idea what is going on in Thailand so had this message only talked about that I might have believed it. But then they throw in something so obviously bullshit about 9/11 I am forced to assume everything they say is equally bullshit.

But for those looking for a laugh:

Dammit Dimitri, we told you to keep your mouth shut.

Um...yeah...three nukes at ground zero in the basements of those buildings would have left a much larger mess.

Not to mention it is clear the collapse started at the top of each building. Even a non-Engineer can see that.

Dimitri sounds like a dumbass.