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Old Thu 03/07/2013, 09:46 PM #1
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NBC had repeats of The Office and Parks & Rec tonight so it was the only new show on tonight. Was not one of the better episodes IMO. Not bad but nothing great either.
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I get the jokes. It's just not funny. Especially that Sheldon fawk. If he were a real person fisticuffs would ensue. He's an annoying little bitch.
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He is. But that is what makes it funny.
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