"Mongo's not so much a 'Who?' as he is a 'What?'
"Oh, no - don't do that! If you shoot Mongo, you'll only make him mad..."
"I think the drunk in #2 is awake!"
(walks to cell)
"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we ... Black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake. But very confused."
(tries to unhang himself from bunk.)
"Do you need help?"
"Oh, all I can get."
I like to think that somewhere, Mel Brooks has one last movie "in the can," to be released after his death. Called "Mel Brooks' Last Laugh." Oh, I hope so - and I hope it's his chance to do everything that even HE couldn't do before!
(As if turning the Spanish Inquisition into a musical song-and-dance & sychronised swimming segment, with a Jew as Tomas de Torquemada wasn't enough!)
"I was sittin' flickin' chickens, and siftin' through the pickin's,
"When these goyim fellas break down all my walls!
"I didn't even know dem, dey grabbed me by the scrotum,
"And started paying ping-pong wit' my balls!
"Oh! The agony! Ay! The shame!
"To have my privates be made public for a game?"