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First day LOL at the Masters

abqtj

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That was painful to watch, especially someone as accomplished as Els.

I can honestly say I've never taken more than 4 putts on any one green. And I'm pretty sure that only happened to me once.

3-putts, on the other hand, rear their ugly head virtually every round :shush:
 

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That was painful to watch, especially someone as accomplished as Els.

I can honestly say I've never taken more than 4 putts on any one green. And I'm pretty sure that only happened to me once.

3-putts, on the other hand, rear their ugly head virtually every round :shush:
Sad that first hole kept him from playing the weekend.



Masters fact of the day Spieth has played 10 rounds at Augusta 7 rounds in the lead or with a share of the lead. He has only one round outside of the top 3
 

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Sad that first hole kept him from playing the weekend.



Masters fact of the day Spieth has played 10 rounds at Augusta 7 rounds in the lead or with a share of the lead. He has only one round outside of the top 3
That kid is a ****ing phenom. His attitude makes it even better - so humble and polite, like he doesn't know he's amazing.
 

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That was painful to watch, especially someone as accomplished as Els.

I can honestly say I've never taken more than 4 putts on any one green. And I'm pretty sure that only happened to me once.

3-putts, on the other hand, rear their ugly head virtually every round :shush:
I've never putted more than four times, but that's because I know when it's time for a shitty golfer like myself to pick that ball up and walk to the next tee box :clapping:
 

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Or in my case swing the putter like a fairway wood and drive that f'ing ball deep into the woods. :rotflmao:
The best thing I can do with my putter is scoop the ball up with the back side of it. I can't putt for shit. My buddy that I play with said one day "man, you can miss any putt in the world by an inch" :jump: He's right - I can hit a ****ing triple-breaker from 30 feet and miss by an inch, and I can hit a one inch straight putt and miss by an inch :jump: I've never heard anyone say "nice putt," but I constantly hear "that's it...AWWWW..."
 

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I got so pissed off once that I played the final 6 holes of a round with nothing but my putter. :rotflmao: I could tee it up and drive that sucker about 165 straight down the fairway. :clapping: Actually parred 2 of the 6 holes and no worse than double bogey on the others. Best 6 holes of the whole f'ing round.

Then I looked at my putter afterward and found out I'd caved in the face of it ~1/4" by using it as a driver. :owned:
 

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I got so pissed off once that I played the final 6 holes of a round with nothing but my putter. :rotflmao: I could tee it up and drive that sucker about 165 straight down the fairway. :clapping: Actually parred 2 of the 6 holes and no worse than double bogey on the others. Best 6 holes of the whole f'ing round.

Then I looked at my putter afterward and found out I'd caved in the face of it ~1/4" by using it as a driver. :owned:
 

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That was brutal.

When he hit the first in to the water on 12 I was wondering if he talked himself in to that. Heard him asking his caddie if that club would be too long, so I bet he took something off the swing, either consciously or not, and ended up a little short, rolling in to the water.

Sucks to see that happen.
 

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That was brutal.

When he hit the first in to the water on 12 I was wondering if he talked himself in to that. Heard him asking his caddie if that club would be too long, so I bet he took something off the swing, either consciously or not, and ended up a little short, rolling in to the water.

Sucks to see that happen.

yeah that was what I was thinking, he tried to slow down and just blocked it
 
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