petemTJ [JU]
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A young Chinese man gets married to a young, American, sheltered virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses
in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You
juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have
heard about from other girls... Number 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlick Chicken
with carrifrowa?"
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their
wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses
in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You
juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have
heard about from other girls... Number 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlick Chicken
with carrifrowa?"
