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What do you do if a chick changes her mind in the middle of an HJ ?

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MJM [JU]

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I'd tell her I don't masturbate, but I was going to have to have a cold shower, and then i'd go wack off in the shower.
Then I'd wack off every 2 nd day for a couple of weeks and save it all in a container in the freezer.
Then I'd invite her over again for dinner, after I have a bunch of jizz saved up and mix it into her portion of the meal. After an hour or 2, I would tell her what I did, and then laugh, a lot.
 
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Wharfrat [JU]

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IMHO she might as well fawk you then if she has touched your cawk.

She has already cheated enough to be out the door at that point in my book.
 
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Tyler Durden [JU]

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BirdOPrey5 said:
I don't date her, just a FWB I picked up along the way I guess, she's not even sure if she'll stay with he BF/fiance/BF/fiance (it's been back and forth a couple of times)

She expected me to get out of bed and go in the bathroom to finish... I was like It's my bed, if you don't want to be here then you get out of bed!

:naw:
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:yup: At least you handled it ok. Tell her to get the fawk out. Did she think you brought her over to hear her views on life or something? :jump:
 
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FischInAJeep [JU]

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MJM said:
I'd tell her I don't masturbate, but I was going to have to have a cold shower, and then i'd go wack off in the shower.
Then I'd wack off every 2 nd day for a couple of weeks and save it all in a container in the freezer.
Then I'd invite her over again for dinner, after I have a bunch of jizz saved up and mix it into her portion of the meal. After an hour or 2, I would tell her what I did, and then laugh, a lot.
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:eek:
Awesome. Utterly disgusting, but pretty damn inventive. :thup2:

Tyler Durden said:
:yup: At least you handled it ok. Tell her to get the fawk out. Did she think you brought her over to hear her views on life or something? :jump:
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:werd:
 
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Hubjeep [JU]

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BirdOPrey5 said:
She expected me to get out of bed and go in the bathroom to finish... I was like It's my bed, if you don't want to be here then you get out of bed!

:naw:
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What would be the point of fapping alone in the bathroom, may as well look at her while fapping. :yup: I have no problem whackin' it in front of a women who is tired or not in the mood. :yup:

Most HJ's turn into BJ's in no time anyway. :yup:
 
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