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Thing I learned this weekend...

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hjeepxj [JU]

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Women are evil, men are stupid.

Cliffs:

Peanut head had never had a serious relationship, starts dating girl when she is 17 and he is 20 (TOO YOUNG?!)

Peanut head engages in 3+ year relationship with what was thought to be "the one".

Girl makes peanut head feel like buying a house is a good idea (again, she was "teh one" - FAWK should have listened to JU :eyeye: :flee: )

Turns out the girl felt differently but lead peanut head to believe differently.

Girl leaves stuff @ shared house gets an apartment, tells peanut head she won't date anyone, evil woman decides it will be a good idea to date someone and lie about it. Girl decides it would be a good idea to use house as personal storage while dating (fawking?) other guy.

Girl lies to peanut head and possibly ruins his ability to trust another female. Ever.





THANK GOD Peanut head has a job that keeps him busy.

But why must I always learn things the hard way? Disadvantage to being young and dumb.
 
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Mr. BMXWheelieMan [JU]

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Peanut Head keeps house that dumb girl helped pay for, puts dumb girl's stuff out on lawn, finds himself young and single with a good job and a nice house and a new air of confidence. Peanut Head begins dating and ultimately finds smart girl who is > dumb girl in every way. Ends up marrying smart girl, having a couple of kids and leading a long happy life with smart girl. :beerchug:


You know where you are in that story, make the rest happen. :rockz:
 
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hjeepxj [JU]

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pirranah said:
guess peanut head was thinking with the wrong head
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That's the thing, I was thinking with my heart.

Josh said:
Sorry, peanut head.
We need to go out for :beerchug: one day.
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Yeah definately, I have the time now and need the interaction. LMK where and when. :beerchug:

Bullitt said:
They are not all ****s, look for a new hole! :thup2:
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That's the plan! I was rocking it Sat night @ a wedding where I was a groomsman, but the bridesmaid I was going out got so drunk it wasn't happenin. :teary:
 
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hjeepxj [JU]

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Mr. BMXWheelieMan said:
Peanut Head keeps house that dumb girl helped pay for, puts dumb girl's stuff out on lawn, finds himself young and single with a good job and a nice house and a new air of confidence. Peanut Head begins dating and ultimately finds smart girl who is > dumb girl in every way. Ends up marrying smart girl, having a couple of kids and leading a long happy life with smart girl. :beerchug:


You know where you are in that story, make the rest happen. :rockz:
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Yep, decided when this first started going down that I was keeping the house, was no way in hell of me going back to some WT apartment.

Im calling the finance company today and getting a timeframe as to when the house will be mine (ASAP) and will leave note for girl as to when im changing the locks. She is supposedly coming over tonight (I WONT be there) to get the rest of the sh!t, but we'll see. I would love to be there and beat the ever lovin snot out of the guy who knows that she was cheating, but one of my lifetime goals is to NOT end up in jail if I can avoid it.
 
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Taz [JU]

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Mr. BMXWheelieMan said:
Peanut Head keeps house that dumb girl helped pay for, puts dumb girl's stuff out on lawn, finds himself young and single with a good job and a nice house and a new air of confidence. Peanut Head begins dating and ultimately finds smart girl who is > dumb girl in every way. Ends up marrying smart girl, having a couple of kids and leading a long happy life with smart girl. :beerchug:


You know where you are in that story, make the rest happen. :rockz:
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:thup2:
 
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hjeepxj [JU]

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Bullitt said:
I don't see the problem. Once she pukes and passes out, its go time!! :disagree:
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:jump:

The only problem was: my dumbass was still hungover from the previous night and we needed a driver so I vollied to be the DD. :naw: I didnt count on cute bridesmaid getting black out drunk. :rotflmao:
 
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Stormchaser [JU]

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hjeepxj said:
Yep, decided when this first started going down that I was keeping the house, was no way in hell of me going back to some WT apartment.

Im calling the finance company today and getting a timeframe as to when the house will be mine (ASAP) and will leave note for girl as to when im changing the locks. She is supposedly coming over tonight (I WONT be there) to get the rest of the sh!t, but we'll see. I would love to be there and beat the ever lovin snot out of the guy who knows that she was cheating, but one of my lifetime goals is to NOT end up in jail if I can avoid it.
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EPIC FAIL
You allowing her into YOUR home, alone or with the cheater guy? Not a good idea. I sure as hell wouldn't trust her. Either:
a) Have some friend over there with you to act as a witness
b) Have some hot chick friend pretend to be your new sex starved girlfriend
 
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hjeepxj [JU]

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Stormchaser said:
EPIC FAIL
You allowing her into YOUR home, alone or with the cheater guy? Not a good idea. I sure as hell wouldn't trust her. Either:
a) Have some friend over there with you to act as a witness
b) Have some hot chick friend pretend to be your new sex starved girlfriend
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Very good advice...this is why I come to JU, did not think about it. I am still in that limbo period where in my heart I trust her...:naw: I need to hook up w/some hottie so I can forget about that sh!t.

Now I need a friend, she is coming over tonight, so I don't have enough time to get a hot girl to come over. Im in a realitively new area far away from the chicks/good friends I know. :eyeye:
 
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Bullitt [JU]

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Stormchaser said:
EPIC FAIL
You allowing her into YOUR home, alone or with the cheater guy? Not a good idea. I sure as hell wouldn't trust her. Either:
a) Have some friend over there with you to act as a witness
b) Have some hot chick friend pretend to be your new sex starved girlfriend
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:devbug:

Mr. BMXWheelieMan said:
What if she wakes up and slaps the chit out of him for no reason? :puzzled:
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:disagree: you know I don't condone such behavior :dmb: :D
 
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Mr. BMXWheelieMan [JU]

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Just get someone you trust to watch the house while she is there. DO NOT BE THERE YOURSELF - That leads to post breakup sex and further heartbreak. Don't be putting your weiner in what very well may be a public place right now. :shush:


Tough love - JU style. :jump:
 
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Stormchaser [JU]

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hjeepxj said:
Very good advice...this is why I come to JU, did not think about it. I am still in that limbo period where in my heart I trust her...:naw: I need to hook up w/some hottie so I can forget about that sh!t.

Now I need a friend, she is coming over tonight, so I don't have enough time to get a hot girl to come over. Im in a realitively new area far away from the chicks/good friends I know. :eyeye:
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Seriously, do not leave the house. She WILL ROB YOU BLIND.
IF you're that worried about it, call the PD.
 
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