Period

[Twindows]

Looks like a scene from American Psycho.

 

[Mike R]

That's what happens when you pull the tampon out prematurely.

 

[Twindows]

That's what happens when you pull the tampon out prematurely.

Whatever you do, NEVER pull that string

 

[Mike R]

If the front door is closed I usually go in anyway.

 

[HHRLisa]

Question for the women, do you more horny for a few days after the period is done?

I'm normally more shy then this but I am half way across the country and behind a keyboard.

I'm hornier before my period.

 

[tooms]

I'm hornier before my period.

And during.

 

[HHRLisa]

And during.

Truth

 

[tooms]

Truth

I don't like to have sex then. It's nasty, messy...blech.

Come to think of it, I'm not really into sex at all these days. I'm kinda over it.

 

[HHRLisa]

I don't like to have sex then. It's nasty, messy...blech.

Come to think of it, I'm not really into sex at all these days. I'm kinda over it.

Eh. Do it in the shower. I'm game.

 

[tooms]

Eh. Do it in the shower. I'm game.

I can't cum standing up. So doesn't work for me. No point if it's just for him.

Men get enough freebies in life.

 

[HHRLisa]

I can't cum standing up. So doesn't work for me. No point if it's just for him.

Men get enough freebies in life.

Then lay down a towel. Or better yet invest in a big tub.

 

[Twindows]

Lisa, I like your problem solving approach.
Tooms, you're getting Jaded.

 

[tooms]

Lisa, I like your problem solving approach.
Tooms, you're getting Jaded.

Getting?

 

[tooms]

Then lay down a towel. Or better yet invest in a big tub.

Meh, not interested.

Maybe if I had an interested long term party, I'd consider it. But right now, I'm content with not even wasting my time with sex.

I can think of better things to disappoint me.

 

[HHRLisa]

Lisa, I like your problem solving approach.
Tooms, you're getting Jaded.

Meh, not interested.

Maybe if I had an interested long term party, I'd consider it. But right now, I'm content with not even wasting my time with sex.

I can think of better things to disappoint me.

Well that's no fun

 

[tooms]

Well that's no fun

And because the men are clamoring down my door it's a big decision for me.

 

[HHRLisa]

And because the men are clamoring down my door it's a big decision for me.

They don't have to be clamoring down your door. Just go to a bar pick one up and say we're going to have sex tonight.

 

[tooms]

They don't have to be clamoring down your door. Just go to a bar pick one up and say we're going to have sex tonight.

My days of one night stands are done.

At 30 it was hot. Pushing 40, it just looks pathetic and desperate.

 

[HHRLisa]

My days of one night stands are done.

At 30 it was hot. Pushing 40, it just looks pathetic and desperate.

"Beautiful girl find yourself a nice young man." = be a cougar and find yourself a nice young man. I'm using the voice to text on my phone because my hands are full and the first line is what the second line should be it works either way in my opinion.

 

[tooms]

"Beautiful girl find yourself a nice young man." = be a cougar and find yourself a nice young man. I'm using the voice to text on my phone because my hands are full and the first line is what the second line should be it works either way in my opinion.

I'm not a cougar, for one. I'm not a puma or any other bullshit term used to describe older, single women either.

I've gone out with younger men, I just feel like their "Aunt Vera".

It's a shitty age. Men who want to date me look old, men I want to date make me look old.

That's why I started volunteering for 2 pet rescues. And I'm about to get my license as a personal trainer and do that on the side for extra money.